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hurley12
  • Town/Country : US
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  • Number of comments : 187
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Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33040) - you deserved it (3442)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

#16931515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31608) - you deserved it (2559)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML

#16825145
281 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm - health - by Ali (New York) - United States (New York)

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
184 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (4700)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
234 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
457 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML

#16323253
97 comments

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On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
315 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
84 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

#16050622
115 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 10:38pm - health - by ouchies - United States

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
135 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

#15793085
158 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML

#15756717
47 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 3:25pm - work - by Kevin -

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

#15560362
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27235) - you deserved it (7447)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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