The Katdashians
By obnum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By obnum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena
By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:39 - United States - Long Beach
By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada
By OPhere - 15/04/2013 07:37 - United States - Hayward
OP here. To the people who said I deserved it, my psychotic mother actually had the balls to craft a ******* rejection letter and mail it to me. I was sixteen and had never seen an authentic denial letter from Yale---you guys would've believed it, too, had you been in my shoes. To the people who keep bringing up e-mail: it was 1996. As my generation will tell you, we grew up without the internet. To the people who agree that my mom's a bitch, damn straight she ******* is. My daughters and son will not be seeing much of mee-maw anymore, nor will I. To the people who said I wouldn't be who I am today without that lie: Doesn't matter; parents are supposed to nurture their children, not deprive them for personal gain.
This is brillant.