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by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm / United States / Health
Today, I went to the airport after saying goodbye to my, for some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opened my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretended not to know what it was. FML
by Anonymous / 03/23/2013 at 11:21am / Norway (Sor-Trondelag) / Intimacy
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- Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One… Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get…