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  • Town/Country : Thaa bay(:
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 October 1993 (19 years)
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Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14921) - you deserved it (4779)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was laying on the bed, naked, waiting for my boyfriend to come home since we haven't had sex in almost a month. Hearing him come in, I struck my sexiest pose. He walked into our room and tossed his backpack at me. Not only did we not have sex, his backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 3:19am - intimacy - by horny21 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML

#6324167
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I agree, your life sucks (36077) - you deserved it (2643)

On 11/16/2009 at 6:39am - kids - by x0SoReckless0x (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the gym to lift weights because my arm muscles are pathetic. In order to use a machine, I needed to pull out a knob to adjust the seat setting. After an embarassing struggle, a worker came over and helped me. Turns out I'm not even strong enough to adjust the seat settings. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by Heethersays (woman) - United States (New York)



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