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hulopro
  • Town/Country : conn, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 August 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my neighbor called the police for the seventh time because he's convinced I'm a vampire. He's also gotten in the habit of leaving garlic cloves in my yard. My parents come next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35766) - you deserved it (2493)

On 03/24/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Vampprobs - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States



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