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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 331
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About hugs1kisses2 : Well I am a very nice person and a relaxed person. I love going out and partying with my friends and family(mostly friends). I really don't like being inside the house because its kinda boring. I love animals and people. I am very friendly and i love playing volleyball. I'm not really athletic but i like to have a good time :)

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Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

#16835605
200 comments

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On 06/24/2011 at 3:17pm - health - by Paul Williams - United States

Today, I had my first hockey game after being out with a shoulder injury. I ended up cracking my tail bone. FML

#16835605
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29051) - you deserved it (3989)

On 06/24/2011 at 3:17pm - health - by Paul Williams - United States

Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

#16833815
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28722) - you deserved it (4409)

On 06/24/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
256 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

#16761961
229 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 11:57am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

#15964588
180 comments

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On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

#14494706
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On 01/07/2011 at 6:24am - kids - by G-6 -

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

#13798665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58843) - you deserved it (3401) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/11/2010 at 3:40am - love - by Anonymous - France

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

#11283515
178 comments

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On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

#5315969
126 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be hot to get it on in the gym storage room at school. Apparently so did my Chemistry and Drama teachers. FML

#5131831
63 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by TRAMATIZED (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working in the box office. A group came in for tickets but wanted to pay individually. One paid $40 for a $25 ticket. Laughing, I reached for the calculator while saying, "I went to public school, so I can't do math." They didn't laugh. They were all teachers in public schools. FML

#4379266
195 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 3:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out if you slide down the stairs on a foam matress topper, it just folds under instead of sliding. Then you slide the rest of the way down on your knees and break your nose at the bottom. FML

#4186568
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14065) - you deserved it (64075)

On 07/31/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by ohhmydamn (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming 'sexy'. The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

#3266554
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10373) - you deserved it (72501)

On 06/27/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by mtorres8789 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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