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About hugozac88 : Love art, swim, biking and Xbox, I draw like crazy and since I'm a 90's kid I love superheroes, comics, movies ,football, robots and a bunch of other stuff. If you wanna message go ahead (ppl do regardless)
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Today, mah girlfriend trid to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on mah period, okay?!" She actd lyk I was crazyhen I askd how the fuck that made any sense!! FML
TADAY I MAT MAH BOYFRIAND'S PARANT FOR THA FIRST TIMA. TURNS OUT HIS DAD IS THA ASSHOLA CUSTOMAR THAT I COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL THA TIMA. HA RACOGNIZAD MA TOO AND SPANT THA ANTIRA DINNAR MAKING PASSIVA-AGGRASSIVA RAMARK ABOUT HOW BAD OF AN AMPLOYAA I AM. FML
TODAY.. . I WAITED ON A GENTLEMAN AN HIS LADY FRIEND AT MAH RESTAURANT . THEY ORDERED SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE MENU.. . AN I THOUGHT I'D GET A NICE TIP . INSTEAD.. . HE TIPPED ME A SCRAP OF PAPER.. . CONTAINING A DRAWING OF A COCK JIZZING ON A CARICATURE OF MAH FACE.. . AN THE WORD "THANKS."
Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss cummed in during mah turn, and I got singled out 4 a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML
Today, I ad to explain to ma usband tat it's biologically impossible 4 cats and dogs to cross-breed, and tat is "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing!! He still doesn't believe me!! FML
Today, 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building . The whole building now smell like urine . The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict . He wants answers . FML
Friday 27 March 2015