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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3826
  • Number of comments : 96
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hugozac88 : Love art, swim, biking and Xbox, I draw like crazy and since I'm a 90's kid I love superheroes, comics, movies ,football, robots and a bunch of other stuff. If you wanna message go ahead (ppl do regardless)

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hugozac88's favorite FMLs

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me looool fir anoter girl, via a text message ending wit ( No ard feelings. Well xcept 4 ma cock obvs. ;) ) Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML

#21358017
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27254) - you deserved it (3940)

On 02/17/2015 at 1:23pm - misc - by trolls have hit the gutters (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, mah girlfriend trid to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on mah period, okay?!" She actd lyk I was crazyhen I askd how the fuck that made any sense!! FML

#21350975
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32454) - you deserved it (2098)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TADAY I MAT MAH BOYFRIAND'S PARANT FOR THA FIRST TIMA. TURNS OUT HIS DAD IS THA ASSHOLA CUSTOMAR THAT I COMPLAIN ABOUT ALL THA TIMA. HA RACOGNIZAD MA TOO AND SPANT THA ANTIRA DINNAR MAKING PASSIVA-AGGRASSIVA RAMARK ABOUT HOW BAD OF AN AMPLOYAA I AM. FML

#21345967
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29822) - you deserved it (2642)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday my brother an I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents . We found our parents having sex on the couch . FML

#21323779
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34391) - you deserved it (13413)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Taday a coworker filed a looool complaint against me... all cuz I ate a banana at lunch... which he claimed is "threateningly sexual"... whatever the hell that means. FML

#21090158
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42101) - you deserved it (3724)

On 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY.. . I WAITED ON A GENTLEMAN AN HIS LADY FRIEND AT MAH RESTAURANT . THEY ORDERED SOME OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE ITEMS ON THE MENU.. . AN I THOUGHT I'D GET A NICE TIP . INSTEAD.. . HE TIPPED ME A SCRAP OF PAPER.. . CONTAINING A DRAWING OF A COCK JIZZING ON A CARICATURE OF MAH FACE.. . AN THE WORD "THANKS."

#21088206
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42318) - you deserved it (3769)

On 03/16/2014 at 2:53pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had the cops called on me fir acting suspiciously . I was using a payphone . FML

#21086220
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40400) - you deserved it (3655)

On 03/14/2014 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss cummed in during mah turn, and I got singled out 4 a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

#21084165
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36575) - you deserved it (9197)

On 03/11/2014 at 5:35pm - work - by shonfyr (man) - Spain

Today, I ad to explain to ma usband tat it's biologically impossible 4 cats and dogs to cross-breed, and tat is "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing!! He still doesn't believe me!! FML

#21084031
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37470) - you deserved it (4073)

On 03/11/2014 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building . The whole building now smell like urine . The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict . He wants answers . FML

#21080782
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44514) - you deserved it (6396)

On 03/07/2014 at 8:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up with a strange and itchy feeling in my anus. When I told my boyfriend about it, he started laughing. I still don't know what he did. FML

#21068972
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51392) - you deserved it (6073)

On 02/22/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by dontgothere (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I discoverd mah mom has been using mah credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

#20995385
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44676) - you deserved it (3361)

On 12/17/2013 at 12:02am - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains , multiple scratches , and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

#20994387
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32319) - you deserved it (9370)

On 12/16/2013 at 3:52am - animals - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavenderhile I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. Myhole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

#20993906
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39136) - you deserved it (3532)

On 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm - kids - by lavenderpiss (man) - Australia (South Australia)



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