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Today, I received a death threat from some nutball accusing me of being part of some big government conspiracy called "Haarp." According to this psycho, I'm responsible for causing the recent tornadoes in Oklahoma. I'm just a small-time weatherman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46671) - you deserved it (3371)

On 06/03/2013 at 7:13pm - misc - by fuck wannabe knowitalls (man) - United States



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