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hthelittleone
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1563
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About hthelittleone : Hey!
I have no idea why you clicked this, but I'm guessing it's probably because of my super good looks and/or sense of humor. Just kidding, I'm not that funny. (;
There's really nothing you need to know about me besides my love for cats, Halo (on xbox), and drawing. I love to sing too; I am sometimes called the songbird of our generation. Kidding, I have terrible stage freight.
If you wanna know anything else, message me! I love getting mail, who doesn't? (:

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18402) - you deserved it (10453)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

#19260934
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19937) - you deserved it (3117)

On 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm - animals - by weep weep weep (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

#19223342
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7057) - you deserved it (25728)

On 03/05/2012 at 8:36pm - misc - by asdfBUTT (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

#19182487
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24143) - you deserved it (2593)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my oven decided that it was going to lock and clean itself right in the middle of cooking my steaks. FML

#19157879
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23114) - you deserved it (3398)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

#19157745
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22945) - you deserved it (5845)

On 02/25/2012 at 12:04am - love - by michellemoyah (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

#19152060
104 comments

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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24242) - you deserved it (7903)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10410) - you deserved it (20248)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I waited on an elderly man whose wife had just left him. After him going on and on about how his dog will love his leftover chicken, I nervously caught a case of verbal diarrhea and uttered, "Well, if there's chicken involved, I'll get on my knees and be your dog." FML

#18886717
142 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (4595)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11653) - you deserved it (28998)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (2211)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

#18716457
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11931) - you deserved it (45308)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my dad had a day off and was 'bored' so he decided to move our entire kitchen into our living room. We now have no running water, no oven that works and the entire house is a bombsite. He has an entire week off. FML

#18700467
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20177) - you deserved it (1703)

On 01/03/2012 at 9:04pm - misc - by mazzer (woman) - United Kingdom



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