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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38488) - you deserved it (129198)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65301) - you deserved it (10930)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72950) - you deserved it (421562)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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