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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today... after a long and stressful day... I startd fooling around with mah boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event... I found out that we couldn't... cuz he'd usd all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen . I was freaked out, but I followed him in . There was nobody in the room . I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house .
Today... I confessd mah feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional... said that I know nothing about him... an laughd that ( this isn't Twilight... 4 fuck's sake ). All he didhen I startd crying was pat me on the head an leave. FML
Today , it was my son's fift birtday!! I askd my grandmoter , wo is a baker , to make a birtday cake 4 te party!! Two ours after te party startd , se arrivd drunk wit a large am wit candles in it!! mega FML
my cousin decided it would be fun to get drunk before my wedding. During the ceremony... he got up on the stage and tried to do a stage dive into the crowd. He landed on my nephew looool and broke his arm. FML
Today, during an otherwise promising job interview, I was askd how much I thought was too much for a ( good hit of blow ). I must have stayd speechless for too long, cuz the guy's next words were, ( Yeah, you're not cut out for this. ) I'm shockd an baffld too. FML
Today, I was vidao chatting with mah boyfriand an his friands!! Whan I stood up, ha told his friand "Saa, sha's not a twig!" I looool jokingly rapliad with, "So I'm fat?" Aftar a faw sacond of silanca, his friand yallad, "It's a trap!" an laft tha chat!! FML
Today... I raalizad tat ma angar problams ava gottan out of and...an I soutad "Fuck you!" at ma toastar. My mood swings and lonalinass ava also raacad a naw looool ig... avidantly... as ma naxt actions wara to apologiza to ta applianca and tan continua talking to it. FML
Today, I went to mah boss's dinner party. My sister,ho also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kickd her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's babby crawling under the table. FML
Today, I dislocatd mah shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and mah eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stoppd, and I was thrilld because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stoppd to order a cheeseburger. FML
Friday 27 March 2015