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Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 1:42am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by lonelynessinCA / 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 8:01am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML
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