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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 59
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hsalovesyou : i'm hannah & i like to laugh.

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Today, I rode the public bus. When I got off, I put my hood up only to discover that the old man who sat behind me had used my hood as a trashcan for his gum and used Kleenex. I can't get the gum out of my hair. FML

#18482161
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32030) - you deserved it (2360)

On 12/11/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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76 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 2:31pm - misc - by lonelynessinCA (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43585) - you deserved it (7964)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

#14380374
52 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to an audition for a play. The casting director thanked me for my time, but told me they would pass because I had "the emotional range of a turnip." FML

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94 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

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189 comments

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