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Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

#8169193
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15433) - you deserved it (13541)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

#8130658
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18105) - you deserved it (4272)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14070) - you deserved it (3956)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my pissed off girlfriend used window marker to write racist comments on my car window. This would include: nazi symbols, white power, and a few others I won't mention. I live in a predominately black neighborhood. FML

#8081301
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24988) - you deserved it (2936)

On 02/10/2010 at 4:08am - misc - by ... - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

#8031607
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15680) - you deserved it (3322)

On 02/08/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

#8026904
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23543) - you deserved it (3045)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12380) - you deserved it (60225)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26344) - you deserved it (5759)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML

#7613726
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5035) - you deserved it (18892)

On 01/27/2010 at 2:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

#7612223
109 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML

#7563904
156 comments

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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

#7542505
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54310) - you deserved it (4928)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized that I am the only one among my group of friends who names their bowel movements. FML

#7521211
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (2582) - you deserved it (43311)

On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm - misc - by rainydays79 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

#7518745
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16275) - you deserved it (2390)

On 01/23/2010 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

#7515979
82 comments

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)



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