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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 1:43am - intimacy - by fml1977 (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by sad (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:57pm - misc - by mathhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I applied and was accepted for a part-time network engineering position. Being contract work they asked me what I charge. I replied, "$12 an hour." After a look of surprise they accepted me for the position and said, "Our last guy charged $200 an hour, you're a bargain." FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 10:39am - money - by compguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out why my boyfriend of over a year is so obsessed with cleaning his entire place before I come over. He's been hiding the ex girlfriend that never moved out. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 1:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom drove my family to the desert for a themed family photo. We had to wear big frumpy old western-looking clothes in 115 degree weather. Hot and agitated, I muttered, "This is the ugliest thing I've ever had to wear." My mom, looking hurt, replied, "That's my wedding dress." FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Lespoon (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML
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On 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Pip (man) - United States (New York)
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