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Yesterday, I Was Walking Down The Street Hand In Hand With My Grlfriend. I Couldn't Help But Stare At A Gorgeous Grl As She Bent Down To Pick Something Up. It Was Such A Great Sight, I Didn't Notice The Metal Telephone Pole Drectly In My Path. FML

#17094031
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On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

today I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon... but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
263 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend,ho is very self conscious about her body, finally decidd to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I strippd and turnd around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
435 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after aving worked two jobs fir monts to save up fir a big vacation, I came ome to find ma ard-earned money replaced by ma boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

#17018617
209 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I Have A Cold. Trying To Clear Out My Stuffy Nose, I Tried Putting Mouthwash In My Nose. Thinking It Was An Awesome Idea, I Put Some More In. I Then Starting Screaming In Pain Due To The Extreme Burning In My Nostrils. FML

#16997621
394 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my son calld me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he droppd it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
224 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

my wifa an I wara watching TV. Tha lady on tha show bagan to talk about how to hava a smooth divorca. My wifa discraatly turnd tha voluma up. FML

#16933111
111 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today... I had the most exciting dream of mah life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15... and instead of dreaming of girls... I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

today my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demandd to see the manager, and loudly complaind that her fish was "too fishy". FML

#16852326
256 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
363 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today... I Thought It Would Be Funny To Jump In The Poolhile Holding My Cat. I Am Currently In The Hospital Due To The Severe Cuts On My Face An Throat. FML

#16725871
309 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of mah girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends an a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
501 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States



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