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Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)
Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML
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On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States
Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
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On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
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