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TODAY, I LERENED THAT IF U STARE DOWN AN ATTRACTIVE MAN WHILE PUMPING GAS, HE'LL STARE BACK. THEN HE MIGHT ASK FOR YUR NUMBER. AT WHICH POINT HIS GIRLFRIEND WILL GET OUT OF THE CAR AN THREATEN TO KICK YUR ASS. FML

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On 08/09/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by **(: - United States (Kentucky)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grandmother updated her will. Previously, it denied inheritance to family member with non-white spouses, and any mixed-raced children. Now it does the same with politically correct terminology. She then bragged about how accepting she is in front of my Korean husband and our daughter. FML

#17336031
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On 08/01/2011 at 8:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticd mah AC/DC boxers around mah ankles and startd to sing "Back in Black." FML

#17296721
46 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , mah constant bragging to friends caught up with me , and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this , no girl wants to go out with me , in case they become just another notch under mah belt. The truth is , I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
206 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

#17213168
373 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I ACCIDENTALLY ASKD A ONE-ARMD MANHICH ARM HE WANTD ME TO TAKE BLOOD FROM. HE ASKD 4 A DIFFERENT NURSE. FML

#17207535
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On 07/21/2011 at 7:35pm - work - by ohmygosh - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out grandmother has severe road rage after she complained about Pennsylvania drivers 4 over an hour, then decided to rear end one because he wouldn't get out of her way. FML

#17201189
164 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by Courtney - United States

Today, ma girlfriend's overprotective parents decided tat I'm a bad influence on tere daugter. I'm a straigt A engineering studento openly speaks out against drugs, alcool, and discrimination. Tier reason? Someone told tem I dyed ma air black. Tey tink I'm a "closet Nazi". FML

#17197650
69 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 12:10am - love - by rbeast (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today , I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me , calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" fir getting his "baby looool girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married fir 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate mah grandmother's 80th brthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken mah grandmother's vrginity 60 yeres ago. It went on fir about 30 minutes. real FML

#17104731
93 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria

Today , mah boyfriend of 2 looool 1/2 years still refuses to memorize mah phone number or remember mah brthday because he says there is a limited amount of space in his brain and he does not want to push any important information out. FML

#17099687
144 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 9:44pm - love - by skidoosh (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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