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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 June 2000 (14 years)
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  • Number of visits : 167
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hox83 : hi, i am french i like GTA. splinter cell breaking bad hawai 5.0 and the walking dead, volley ball, wepons and sleep, to discuss click on enveloping :)

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Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37235) - you deserved it (10601)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML

Today, like every other day, I turn up at work at the security guard's gate to show my ID badge. Except that my brother had stuck a huge "FBI" sticker on it. My co-workers now all call me Mulder. FML


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