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hotwheels19
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 906
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Today, while sleeping, I heard an explosion. My neighbor then knocked on my door and informed me that he had just hit my car with shrapnel from a cannon. Not only do I not have a car to drive, but I also have to put this claim on my insurance due to my neighbor being on welfare. FML

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

#14782840
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (5923)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by f -

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

#14460417
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40795) - you deserved it (4990)

On 01/04/2011 at 5:56am - intimacy - by LoveMyNewBro -

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37099) - you deserved it (3758)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31173) - you deserved it (8181)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20352) - you deserved it (4266)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, stood in line for hours to see the new Harry Potter. Unfortunately, once inside the theater, I was stuck in the bathroom with the runs for the entire length of the movie. FML

#13900927
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (6152)

On 11/19/2010 at 4:20pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML

#13799925
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5852) - you deserved it (34604)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:34am - intimacy - by Caught (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I wore my high school letterman jacket while I was out shopping. A man saw me and muttered to his wife about how sad it is some adults can't grow up and continue to wear their high school paraphernalia, constantly trying to relive their senior year. I am a senior. FML

#13662934
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23439) - you deserved it (2371)

On 10/31/2010 at 12:10pm - misc - by yeahno (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

#13570264
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33385) - you deserved it (3433)

On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML

#13444529
145 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by pathetic_girl (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33862) - you deserved it (5592)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

#11794777
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43087) - you deserved it (3852)

On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML

#10699156
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24177) - you deserved it (2813)

On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

#9043553
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9513) - you deserved it (25341)

On 03/13/2010 at 10:17am - love - by sXeQueen (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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