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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1990
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a stray dog came up to my living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode and tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, and pay to get stitches for my idiot dog. FML

#20153727
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21385) - you deserved it (7163)

On 11/07/2012 at 4:30pm - animals - by Drafty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML

#20152323
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31072) - you deserved it (2106)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML

#20130143
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33018) - you deserved it (2878)

On 10/23/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by jeanrose2013 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my husband sweetly asked me, "You know what I'd really like to do if I had an extra $4,000?" Expecting a romantic answer, I asked what. He said, "I'd get you a tummy tuck." He still can't figure out what he said wrong. FML

#20125706
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23455) - you deserved it (4572)

On 10/20/2012 at 8:22pm - love - by cargaljen (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

#19927767
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12237) - you deserved it (23048)

On 07/12/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by hot coffee - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23323) - you deserved it (2634)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

#19352692
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22012) - you deserved it (3629)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24878) - you deserved it (6649)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21727) - you deserved it (27435)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML

#19144211
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26669) - you deserved it (6115)

On 02/23/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by ZeroApostle4Ever - United States

Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

#18902746
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22181) - you deserved it (2153)

On 01/24/2012 at 9:58pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

#18884103
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24528) - you deserved it (5965)

On 01/22/2012 at 8:52pm - misc - by wrecked - United States

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29567) - you deserved it (2736)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9902) - you deserved it (43635)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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