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Today, my psycho, animal-hating neighbour "accidentally" ran over my cat. This is the second time he's "accidentally" done this to a neighbourhood pet since he moved in, three weeks ago. FML


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On 05/30/2014 at 1:28pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had a seizure. My dad responded by saying it always happens with my disease. I never have had a disease. Now I have to wait for my dad to stop yelling at my mom about not telling me, so I can ask what I have in the first place. FML


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On 03/13/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by aldfgadfklbg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML


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On 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm - love - by Wowfmylife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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