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About hotscar : Ok, here it is. I\'m a nice guy, but don\'t rub me the wrong way. If you\'re a jerk, I can make you regret it. I\'m not a pushover. I\'m not a wuss. Thats really me in my picture. I\'m not posing; I\'m looking at my relay split on the board. Be kind to me, and I\'ll be kind to you.
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Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML