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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3146
  • Number of comments : 201
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 54 posted

About hotscar : Ok, here it is. I\'m a nice guy, but don\'t rub me the wrong way. If you\'re a jerk, I can make you regret it. I\'m not a pushover. I\'m not a wuss. Thats really me in my picture. I\'m not posing; I\'m looking at my relay split on the board. Be kind to me, and I\'ll be kind to you.

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hotscar's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50283) - you deserved it (15500)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to listen to a girl who just came back from the bathroom, talk about the "gigantic massive dump" she took, and even held her hands up to show the size. FML

#8835059
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23615) - you deserved it (3504)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42144) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad with another girl. So did my mom. FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27060) - you deserved it (116631)

On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
669 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32646) - you deserved it (302478)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41377) - you deserved it (337468)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12659) - you deserved it (131427)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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