About hotscar : Ok, here it is. I\'m a nice guy, but don\'t rub me the wrong way. If you\'re a jerk, I can make you regret it. I\'m not a pushover. I\'m not a wuss. Thats really me in my picture. I\'m not posing; I\'m looking at my relay split on the board. Be kind to me, and I\'ll be kind to you.
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by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Grossed_out / 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/18/2009 at 3:17am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
by karmasabitch / 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by tvaladie / 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm / United States (Tennessee) / Transportation
Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2009 at 8:11pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
by Noname / 02/12/2009 at 1:00am / United States (Oregon) / Geek
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