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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 844
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About hotpockets92 : i like stuff, i like to do stuff, and what not

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Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually 3 10-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10742) - you deserved it (60656)

On 08/09/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by pwndbykidz (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after buying the plane ticket to Glendale, CA to visit 17 year old Courtney who I met on a dating website, she called me for the first time to say that she was actually 19 year old Seth from Atlanta, GA. FML

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244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12381) - you deserved it (83025)

On 06/15/2009 at 1:42am - love - by gabe8 (man) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65494) - you deserved it (2943)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:35am - kids - by mandy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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