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About hotmuffin69 : hey i'm ella, i'm twenty and i'm single
i play lacrosse and i love going out on the weekends
i'm new to fml but i love it :)

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Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML


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