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by maggie74 / 06/27/2012 at 12:58am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Addison / 06/24/2012 at 8:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML
by Boar / 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/24/2012 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by A.W / 06/24/2012 at 9:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my biological parents for the first time. Their justification for giving me up for adoption was that I wasn't conceived at the ideal time for them. Apparently, the ideal time was six months after the adoption, when they conceived the first of my two brothers. FML
by pon-3 / 06/22/2012 at 5:13pm / United Kingdom (Derby) / Kids
by hakura madada / 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Miscellaneous
by megasniper240 / 06/19/2012 at 11:35am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
by 16590 / 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm / Sweden / Transportation
Today, I saw a text message on my husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separated, followed by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separated in the first place. FML
by Anonymous / 06/04/2012 at 2:21pm / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by sigh / 04/15/2012 at 11:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by anonymous / 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML
by Musicfan / 08/11/2011 at 10:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by Connie / 06/04/2011 at 2:00am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous