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by totallyembarassed / 07/07/2012 at 12:08am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
by wife of a shithead / 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by hotpatata / 07/06/2012 at 11:03am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Toilettrash / 07/06/2012 at 6:51am / United States / Love
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
by ambushcat / 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 10:13pm / United States / Work
by Oh dear / 07/05/2012 at 6:15pm / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines (Saint George) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 07/04/2012 at 10:45am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
by probablydeadbymidnight / 07/01/2012 at 6:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by say my name / 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm / Intimacy
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous
- Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would… Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping… Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at…