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About hotdayum15 : Just a loser with nothing to do leave me alone. xD

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Today, the dry cleaner next to my house went up in flames. I went outside to look at the fire, as I looked on in amazement I realized I had dropped off all of my work clothes at the cleaners two days before. I was supposed to pick them up today but was too lazy to walk the 10 feet to the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9157) - you deserved it (53634)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at the pool, casually flirting with one of the lifeguards. He said that he would gladly give me CPR, in the event that I needed it. I laughed and thanked him, stating that it was a sweet idea, even though I wouldn't be needing assistance. I then choked on my bottled water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10511) - you deserved it (36200)

On 08/11/2009 at 4:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69156) - you deserved it (2809)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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