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hotbill
  • Town/Country : WESTMINSTER, COLORADO
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 151
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About hotbill : I LOVE SELENA GOMEZ ND TOKIOHOTEL

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Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17516) - you deserved it (13537)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a maths test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26971) - you deserved it (2978)

On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)



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