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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 April 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 317
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Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (92755) - you deserved it (6763)

On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39004) - you deserved it (18470)

On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I could think of more 'pros' than 'cons' for why I should start drinking again. FML

Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38222) - you deserved it (3325)

On 09/25/2013 at 7:22pm - work - by Abcporn (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the creepy kid on the bus saved me a seat again. Thinking he wanted to be friends, I followed him on twitter. He was doing a live video feed so I checked it out. It was of me. FML

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26043) - you deserved it (19523)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:29am - misc - by sandyseashells10 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a math test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35957) - you deserved it (4124)

On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)

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