Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

hotPinklipstick

Search for a member

hotPinklipstick

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2741
  • Number of comments : 341
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 60 posted

About hotPinklipstick : Hello you beautiful ray of sunshine!! Nice to meet you. I'm glad you could stop by my profile. Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.
Let me tell you a little about myself.

I'm 22 years old, born and raised in Texas.
I don't like it when someone doesn't know the difference between the words 'your' and 'you're'.
I support marriage equality.
I'm very random.

I get on this site A LOT, but I rarely comment. Half the things I think of to say have already been said. So I figure, why bother. Besides, reading everyone else's hit or miss comments are more fun anyways.

I almost always up/downvote based on the comment, not the commenter. DocBastard is the exception to this rule. I have a secret crush on DocBastard. I have for years now. (:


Bye for now.

Now it's time for so long, but we'll sing just one more song. Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart. You know with me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything that we wanna do!! (Team Steve!)

hotPinklipstick's page activity

Visits<b>LovelessAlex</b> - yesterday at 4:39pm<b>Rinkster315</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 3:18pm<b>Bobby100</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 1:45am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 9:27pm<b>abocz</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 7:57pm<b>nikmiester</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 10:27am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 6:23pm<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 5:17am<b>Gingerbreadman1</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 2:44pm<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 4:36am<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 7:17pm<b>PeartOfNeils</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 11:45am<b>Tthug</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 9:44pm<b>battlehamster</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 5:11am<b>lisaint</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 4:48am<b>ArtemisGide</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:13am<b>rabidpeach</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 4:13pm<b>ODST_Panda</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 6:46pm

Liked!<b>abocz</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 1:57am

hotPinklipstick's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of hotPinklipstick's badges

hotPinklipstick's favorite FMLs

Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML

#8331914
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19754) - you deserved it (4527)

On 02/16/2010 at 5:46am - work - by MikeIsMaster (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

#6677904
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44743) - you deserved it (21382)

On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML

#6296267
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (5665)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by ZINGER (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that I had lost my phone. I drove to the campus to try and find it, and parked in a gated lot where you pay when you leave. All the buildings were closed, so I had to go home. That's when I realized that I didn't have my wallet to get my car out. And no phone to call a ride. FML

#5460740
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (6763)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by Moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

#3517987
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12994) - you deserved it (71886)

On 07/06/2009 at 12:03am - love - by Seabiscuit (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML

#3271801
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56109) - you deserved it (6937)

On 06/27/2009 at 10:29am - love - by a_B_c_D_e_F_g (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my serious boyfriend was talking about how he wants to get engaged and married. I was really happy until he said he's excited mainly for the tax benefits. FML

#1493451
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47803) - you deserved it (3846)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45741) - you deserved it (4106)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML

#703
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7504) - you deserved it (27831)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • K'Naye's illustrated FML
  • Woohoo it's the weekend! Winter is all around some of us, but not in our hearts. To help fight off the cold and seasonal depression, this week we're taking a look at love and tenderness. It's what keeps…

Friday 21 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: