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About hotPinklipstick : Hello you beautiful ray of sunshine!! Nice to meet you. I'm glad you could stop by my profile. Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.
Let me tell you a little about myself.
I'm 22 years old, born and raised in Texas.
I don't like it when someone doesn't know the difference between the words 'your' and 'you're'.
I support marriage equality.
I'm very random.
I get on this site A LOT, but I rarely comment. Half the things I think of to say have already been said. So I figure, why bother. Besides, reading everyone else's hit or miss comments are more fun anyways.
I almost always up/downvote based on the comment, not the commenter. DocBastard is the exception to this rule. I have a secret crush on DocBastard. I have for years now. (:
Bye for now.
Now it's time for so long, but we'll sing just one more song. Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart. You know with me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything that we wanna do!! (Team Steve!)
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Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
Today, I discovered that I had lost my phone. I drove to the campus to try and find it, and parked in a gated lot where you pay when you leave. All the buildings were closed, so I had to go home. That's when I realized that I didn't have my wallet to get my car out. And no phone to call a ride. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
Thursday 10 April 2014