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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2612
  • Number of comments : 341
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 60 posted

About hotPinklipstick : Hello you beautiful ray of sunshine!! Nice to meet you. I'm glad you could stop by my profile. Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.
Let me tell you a little about myself.

I'm 22 years old, born and raised in Texas.
I don't like it when someone doesn't know the difference between the words 'your' and 'you're'.
I support marriage equality.
I'm very random.

I get on this site A LOT, but I rarely comment. Half the things I think of to say have already been said. So I figure, why bother. Besides, reading everyone else's hit or miss comments are more fun anyways.

I almost always up/downvote based on the comment, not the commenter. DocBastard is the exception to this rule. I have a secret crush on DocBastard. I have for years now. (:


Bye for now.

Now it's time for so long, but we'll sing just one more song. Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart. You know with me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything that we wanna do!! (Team Steve!)

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Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56934) - you deserved it (5704)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

#17241320
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39518) - you deserved it (8395)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

#17224016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31001) - you deserved it (4713)

On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML

#16382228
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36876) - you deserved it (5623)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49409) - you deserved it (4146)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML

#14842088
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43698) - you deserved it (3050)

On 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML

#14794678
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (3420)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:05am - intimacy - by LonelyBoy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16481) - you deserved it (41576) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, at work, one of my 6 year old students who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said "Your arms are hairy." FML

#14063291
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19105) - you deserved it (3773)

On 12/02/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

#12973332
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27588) - you deserved it (3321)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML

#12725803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31062) - you deserved it (7582)

On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because "I need to watch my weight." FML

#12716551
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33921) - you deserved it (5693)

On 08/24/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by jace17 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML

#12165853
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32871) - you deserved it (6715)

On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

#9157447
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26506) - you deserved it (4328)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:22am - misc - by socksoffire (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

#8821558
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27859) - you deserved it (4832)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51am - love - by Sam - United States (Georgia)



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