About hotPinklipstick : I'm 21 years old, born and raised in Texas.
I h8 ppl dat typ lyk dis.
I don't like it when someone doesn't know the difference between the words 'your' and 'you're'. It makes me want to slap them in the face with a dictionary.
I support marriage equality.
I'm very random.
Has anyone else noticed Will Smith walking away with a neutralyzer after someone asks you to describe yourself? I feel like an idiot after someone asks about me because I'm like, "ummm, I like grapes and I have a dog" then everything just kinda disintegrates in my mind from there.
Bye for now I guess.
Now it's time for so long, but we'll sing just one more song. Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart. You know with me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything that we wanna do!! (Team Steve! Fuck Joe!!)
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Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the girl I love made me text my best friend how much she loved him. This because her phone died. I was at the movies with her on our date. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 1:51am - love - by Fuckit - United States (Idaho)
Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 6:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was going through the history on my computer. Apparently, while I was at school my mother used my computer, and I now know my mother wants to learn how to make her breasts look larger, amongst other things. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 8:05am - intimacy - by LonelyBoy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, at work, one of my 6 year old students who has had intense speech therapy since kindergarten, told me "I can tell you're hot, because you rolled your sleeves up." I was very pleased with his articulate sentence, until he said "Your arms are hairy." FML
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On 12/02/2010 at 7:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because "I need to watch my weight." FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by jace17 - United States (Minnesota)
Today, at work, I was talking to a customer. She kept shaking her head "no" at everything I said. I asked what she was disagreeing with. She told me she has Parkinson's Disease, teared up, and asked to speak to my manager. FML
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On 07/28/2010 at 1:38pm - money - by RWW (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:22am - misc - by socksoffire (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 10:51am - love - by Sam - United States (Georgia)
Today, I invited my boss for supper as we get on pretty well. Everything was going well, until my German Shepherd bit him. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 5:46am - work - by MikeIsMaster (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)
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