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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2639
  • Number of comments : 341
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 60 posted

About hotPinklipstick : Hello you beautiful ray of sunshine!! Nice to meet you. I'm glad you could stop by my profile. Go ahead and make yourself comfortable.
Let me tell you a little about myself.

I'm 22 years old, born and raised in Texas.
I don't like it when someone doesn't know the difference between the words 'your' and 'you're'.
I support marriage equality.
I'm very random.

I get on this site A LOT, but I rarely comment. Half the things I think of to say have already been said. So I figure, why bother. Besides, reading everyone else's hit or miss comments are more fun anyways.

I almost always up/downvote based on the comment, not the commenter. DocBastard is the exception to this rule. I have a secret crush on DocBastard. I have for years now. (:


Bye for now.

Now it's time for so long, but we'll sing just one more song. Thanks for doing your part, you sure are smart. You know with me and you, and my dog Blue, we can do anything that we wanna do!! (Team Steve!)

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#18267305
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25451) - you deserved it (2665)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13823) - you deserved it (29330)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

#17914334
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38664) - you deserved it (4104)

On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML

#17811386
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22962) - you deserved it (2747)

On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

#17744252
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36996) - you deserved it (3929)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31638) - you deserved it (5184)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26766) - you deserved it (3043)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13180) - you deserved it (59215)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML

#17699087
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36793) - you deserved it (4484)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

#17627359
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31945) - you deserved it (7207)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12110) - you deserved it (52518)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my new college roommate holding his cock. He said "Hi I'm Jeffrey, and this is Jeffrey junior" while directing attention towards his penis. It's going to be a long semester. FML

#17574583
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34863) - you deserved it (2581)

On 08/25/2011 at 1:26am - intimacy - by InAnAwkwardSituation - United States (New York)

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40354) - you deserved it (6269)

On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38314) - you deserved it (2799)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

#17453333
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39516) - you deserved it (4127)

On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States



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