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About hotPinklipstick : I'm 21 years young, born and raised in Texas.
I'm extremely random.
I am Christian, but I'm not the type of person to judge people about their beliefs or push mine down others throats.
I love Grammar Nazis.
I h8 ppl dat typ lyk dis, or when people don't spell out the word 'you'.
I can't stand it when someone doesn't know the difference between the words 'your' and 'you're'. It makes me want to slap them in the face with a dictionary.
I thumb up or down based on the comment, not the popularity of said commenter. DocBastard is the exception to this rule.
I'm on FML all the time, but I don't comment that often due to the fact that most of the time what I'm thinking has already been said so there is no point in repeating it.
My life doesn't really suck enough for the # of FML's I have. My old iPhone would say it didn't submit when it really did so I would try to resubmit it two or three times. Next thing I know I have 0 of 30 FML's and I'm slightly embarrassed.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML
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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation
Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)
Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML
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On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was introducing my American cousin to the peaceful English village I live in. Just as I was reassuring her that the people were very friendly and welcoming, a car drove past and pelted us with eggs. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by egghead - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 8:34pm - intimacy - by waj9876 - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
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On 08/31/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by girlsx2mom - United States
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