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hoshica
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 December 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1222
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

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On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980 (33)

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582 (134)

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On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771 (148)

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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, my ex, whom I haven't seen in two years, contacted me. She was great company back in the day, wild in bed, the most attractive person I've ever dated, and totally uninterested in a serious relationship. She wants me to fix her computer. FML

#17782982 (108)

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On 09/19/2011 at 8:20pm - love - by Tech Savvy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243 (221)

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On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (23647) - you deserved it (3651)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (12485) - you deserved it (1330)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409 (359)

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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799 (288)

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290 (123)

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was dancing with the 4 hottest girls I've ever seen at a club, and I fainted. FML

#17506139 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (23038) - you deserved it (5597)

On 08/18/2011 at 1:18am - health - by gb - Australia (New South Wales)