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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1062
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About horseychickidee : no my pic isn't my boyfriend. just my best friend I am single please visit gofundmenow.com/squishy

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Today, ma grlfriend told me te reason wy ma credit card mysteriously maxd out 2 mont ago 'migt ave been' because se postd a picture of it on Facebook. I orderd a new credit card witout te custom picture of us immediately. Se broke up wit me. FML

#21035364
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52208) - you deserved it (5729)

On 01/21/2014 at 6:59pm - love - by FacebookStrikesAgain (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, mah husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in mah screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, ( Where's the monster? ) FML

#21025946
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53698) - you deserved it (32539)

On 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I was called by the counselor to discuss mah "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on mah arms. I don't cut , I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrotho sees me as his personal tree. real FML

#21016256
71 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 2:21am - animals - by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - United States

I caught a man standing on mah porch... urinating on mah house. I called the cops... who informed me that because mah porch isn't fenced off... it's not trespassing... and because it's private property not visible from the street... the man wasn't urinating in public. FML

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa !! FML

#20994621
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53204) - you deserved it (2991)

On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I found a credit card at mah job!! As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders!! As I grab the scissors and cut, mah manager calls out, ( Has anyone seen mah credit card? ) mega FML

#20988740
193 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, Ma 13-year-old Daugter Excitedly Told Me About A New Diet Se Read About Online. Apparently, Te Diet Entrely Consists Of Bottled Water And A Mixture Of Food Coloring. Te Food Coloring ( Takes Care Of All Tat Vitamin And Mineral Stuff. ) My Daugter Is An Idiot. FML

#20985898
122 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 12:52am - kids - by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday... mah boyfriend bought a onesie. He sleeps in it... goes out in it and won't take it off... not even fir sex. FML

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT I TAKE LONG ENOUGH SHOWERS 4 MAH BOYFRIEND TO SLEEP WITH MAH SISTER AND PUTTED EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL BEFORE I GET OUT. I FOUND OUTHEN I NEEDED MORE SHAMPOO THAT WAS IN A SHOPPING BAG IN MAH ROOM. MEGA FML

#20984084
123 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60812) - you deserved it (19045)

On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today my boyfriend and I took a nap fully clothd. I woke up to him panicking. He'd had a wet dream and was scard that his sperm somehow swam through several layers of clothing and got me pregnant. mega FML

#20982965
113 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

TODAY, TE "MAN COLD" AS INFECTD MY BROTER. HE ONESTLY TINKS E'S DYING. HE ONLY AS TE SNIFFLES. FML

#20982595
81 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 7:21am - health - by linzl00 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , upon hearing of the death of Nelson Mandela , I postd a link on Facebook to the South African children's hospital in his name an donatd. I was completely ignord whilst mah newsfed became cloggd by mah middle-class friend with "RIP Nelson Mandela" an photo of Morgan Freeman. big fat FML

Today, boyfriend an I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in foot. I crid out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, cries of pain seemd to spur him on. FML

#20981691
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46127) - you deserved it (8202)

On 12/05/2013 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sunderland)

YESTERDAY WHILE DELIVERING PIZZAS, SOMEONE ORDERED $19.41 IN PIZZA AND WINGS. AFTER FINALLY FINDING HER APPARTMENT, SHE PAID ME IN TWO SANDWICH BAGS FULL OF PENNIES AND NICKELS. I HAD TO COUNT THEM OUT BEFORE GIVING HER THE PIZZA. WE AREN'T ALLOWED TO ENTER THE RESIDENCE, AND IT WAS 22 DEGREES. FML

#20976643
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47476) - you deserved it (2918)

On 12/01/2013 at 2:42am - work - by JudasThePriest (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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