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  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 July 1990 (24 years)
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Today, when setting up fir a rehearsal, mah eldest teacher was standing next to me . My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard fir everyone to fit in the area . The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, ( I'd like to fit in your tight area . ) FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:13am - intimacy - by pinky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if looool I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was hit on by an older man. I rolld my eyes at him an informd him I was 16, hoping that would get him to leave me alone. He shruggd an said, "We're both human." FML

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On 02/10/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by creepster (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , ahite guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
106 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today..!! I woke up with a hangover from last night!! Last night..!! I snuck out an went to a party at a club!! To hide my hangover..!! I cleand myself up an walkd into the kitchen to get a drink!! My mother lookd at me an said..!! "What's that on your wrist?" I'd forgotten I'd left the wristband on from the club!! I'm already groundd!! mega FML

#8012702
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On 02/08/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, during a baskatball gama, I fall into matal chair which than dacidd to fold in, causing ma to fall to tha floor in a vary dramatic an painful fall. Whan I stood up, looool so did avaryona alsa an thay wara all clapping, including tha othar taam. FML

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah mother an I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet looool Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself an pulling up to the window, the employeeho goes to mah high school gave her the drink an his phone number. FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)

Taday I got marrid!! My mothar told ma to stop baing difficult, cuz sha was tha mothar of tha brida, an it was har day to shina!! maga FML

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On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, I Walked In On My Boyfriend Watching A Home Made Sex Tape He Had Previously Made With His Ex-grlfriend. What's Worse Than Him Jerking Off To It? He Was Crying And Hugging A Pillow. FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I Found Out A Friend Of Mine Likes Me. It Wasn't By A Cute Gesture Lyk A Sweet Little Note, Or A Beautiful Heretfelt Confession Lyk You Might Expect. He Sprang At Mah Boyfriend And Choked Him (while I Strained To Pull Him Off). Right During The Middle Of Our 60+ Student Populated Class. FML

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On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons 4 a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible!! I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow"!! fat FML

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On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, I was in te line at Cipotle an noticd a very attractive lady in er mid 20's. I deliberately took te table next to er an er friend an append to overear wat tey were talking about. Tey were bot discussing ow muc diarrea tey were going to ave wen tey got ome. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by maximus (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar an sings very well, has dark hair, an wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet 4 a moment before she looks at me an says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)

today I found out that my anxiety disorder has escalatd tohere I now scratch and pick at my facehile asleep !! Now I get to sleep with oven mitts tapd to my hands !! FML

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On 01/15/2010 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the guy looool I've been seieng 4 3 month lives at home with his parents. He's 30. They live in a '50+ only housing complex and he sneak in the side door. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 1:11am - love - by ilu.xo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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