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horse_lvr96
  • Town/Country : NONE YA!, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 576
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About horse_lvr96 : I am 14 i blow out the candles out on january 1 my fav colors r Green, Black, Blood Red, and Grey....im emo(OVER EMOTIONAL) and i do cut myself i hate it wen ppl say tht ppl do tht for attention sum ppl jus have problems so they can shove it:) i also hate wen pppl say tht emo mean u cut urself...NOT TRU sum emos do emo is short for IVERLY EMOTIONAL UHHHG...wnna kn o anythn else...jus ask:)

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Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46227) - you deserved it (9609)

On 04/19/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by scarletdurose88 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21952) - you deserved it (6429)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Perpetually F-ed. - United States (Massachusetts)



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