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About horse_lvr96 : I am 14 i blow out the candles out on january 1 my fav colors r Green, Black, Blood Red, and Grey....im emo(OVER EMOTIONAL) and i do cut myself i hate it wen ppl say tht ppl do tht for attention sum ppl jus have problems so they can shove it:) i also hate wen pppl say tht emo mean u cut urself...NOT TRU sum emos do emo is short for IVERLY EMOTIONAL UHHHG...wnna kn o anythn else...jus ask:)
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Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML
Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML
Friday 29 May 2015