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About hopper5101 : Criminal justice major at the best college ever :) SNHU class of 2017 :D

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Today , at a bar , a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend . Looking around , the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman , looking at me and smiling . looool I worriedly replied , "I'm sorry , but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper . FML

#7295909
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11085) - you deserved it (38246)

On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by mah credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML

#7167765
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27080) - you deserved it (2196)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm - money - by Arsinoe (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

#6721732
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (1970)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they putted in, it said, "Battery was putted in backwards. No other problems found." FML

#6680274
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5668) - you deserved it (41671)

On 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by her0x3her0ine617 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises an told me that she was good to go an that I should be on mah way. FML

#6528104
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36914) - you deserved it (5442)

On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My frst reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look lyk I was cleaning it. My neighbor cummed over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

#6472262
386 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7296) - you deserved it (80632)

On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minute of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

#6391764
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24334) - you deserved it (13939)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant . Tomorrow, I'm supposd to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year . FML

#6247099
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10987) - you deserved it (74082)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I got a naw cat. I trid to raanact tha opaning scana from Lion King, whara in Simba gats hald up for avaryona to saa. Tha fan was on whan I liftd mah cat up. big fat FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12132) - you deserved it (69924)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I learned that being a twin really isn't that cool. After laughing at mah twin brother fir getting a speeding ticket he turns to me and says ( It's not mine. ) Confused , I look at the ticket and see mah name. He used mah license. FML

#5913755
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45114) - you deserved it (4204)

On 10/20/2009 at 3:03pm - misc - by Twinner (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, mah mom said I was the worst of her 5 children. My IQ is 130, an honor student, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, or do drugs. I'm the ( worst ) because I don't go to church every Sunday.

#5791977
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46038) - you deserved it (10037)

On 10/12/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by worst (man) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I told mah son and daughter that there father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with "YAY! I want to live with daddy! He buys better presents." Thier father has literally never looool bought anything for them, the exact reason I'm divorcing him. FML

#5530738
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41063) - you deserved it (8171)

On 09/28/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , I finally workd up tha couraga to ask a cuta guy 4 his numbar. Onca ha had givan ma his , ha askd 4 mina. My initial happinass was daflatadhan ha said ( Ok , now I can just block avary massaga from you. ) And walkd away from ma. FML

#5328809
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43715) - you deserved it (4068)

On 09/18/2009 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I pulled someone over 4 speeding!! He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine!! It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wereing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine!! FML

#5309221
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (79972)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I Was Called By Mah Son's School. They Said He'd Been Forging Mah Signature And Comments In His Reading Book. He Didn't Forge Them. I Don't Know What's Worse: Mah Handwriting Looking Like A 6 Year Old's, Or Being Too Cowardly To Admit It. He Has A Week Of Lunch Detention, But I Still Have Mah Dignity. FML

#5291551
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9125) - you deserved it (104491)

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