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hopper5101
  • Town/Country : Manchester NH, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2832
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hopper5101 : Criminal justice major at the best college ever :) SNHU class of 2017 :D

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Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "Its okay, I still like the song." FML

#14896
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I agree, your life sucks (22107) - you deserved it (4209)

On 02/08/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by None (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33903) - you deserved it (1651)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37067) - you deserved it (323269)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

#2119
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13946) - you deserved it (2499)

On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49535) - you deserved it (5045)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64081) - you deserved it (3787)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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