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hopper5101

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hopper5101

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  • Number of visits : 3880
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hopper5101 : Criminal justice major at the best college ever :) SNHU class of 2017 :D

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hopper5101's favorite FMLs

today at the supermarket, mah mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (3870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today , I accidentally walked in on my roommatehile she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend wat had happened , because , "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder an has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39535) - you deserved it (3762)

On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35405) - you deserved it (8730)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I trid to get mah license. To get that, I needd to show proof of school enrollment. I graduatd early, so they told me to get a copy of mah diploma. I went to school, and they told me that I would ned a valid driver's license to access mah diploma. FML

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75497) - you deserved it (4241)

On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today I went out to eat with grlfriend!! The waiter came up and was being nice!! He said ( What can I get you two gentlemen? ) FML

#13848931
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30053) - you deserved it (4190)

On 11/15/2010 at 1:48am - misc - by mynameisarmpit (man) -

Today, mah fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today.. . I arrivd home to find my cat dead and note saying.. . "Sorry.. . I trippd over him." Not only is my cat dead.. . but I was robbd by a polite thief . FML

#13841741
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56431) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I cummed home to fine that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in every room of the house. It had then rubbed its butt around the house, leaving bloody stain everywhere. When I went to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

#13365582
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35782) - you deserved it (5399)

On 10/08/2010 at 12:33pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the grl fir her son" an that she will do anything to break us up. FML

#12929615
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34711) - you deserved it (2571)

On 09/06/2010 at 4:35am - love - by mlove (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Yesterday I Went To A Tanning Salon. I Guess Nobody Mentioned That U Have To Lift Yur Fat Rolls Or You'll End Up With Werd Stripe Where The Spray Never Reached. FML

#12506969
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9037) - you deserved it (46057)

On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)

Today, I walkd into my bedroom, only to fine out that my bd is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41575) - you deserved it (3516)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today my family and I watched Madagascar 2. When we got to the part where Gloria the hippopotamus is praised for her chunkyness my little sister looked at me and said ( If you were a hippo maybe then you would get a date. ) FML

#12293464
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31741) - you deserved it (6817)

On 08/03/2010 at 6:37pm - misc - by fatty - United States (New York)

my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me . I don't have a girlfriend anymore . mega FML

#12266634
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40444) - you deserved it (4679)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

2day at 2 am on a Saturday, I purposely updated ma Facebook statu from ma iPod so people will see tat I posted from a 'mobile device' an tink I'm out at a bar looool aving a life, instead of sitting at ome on ma bed watcing movie on ma Netflix. FML

#12237713
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14182) - you deserved it (30169)

On 08/01/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by tbeemcgeebee - United States (New York)



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