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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hopper5101 : Criminal justice major at the best college ever :) SNHU class of 2017 :D

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Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

#21010264
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45174) - you deserved it (23514)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AN I STARTD FIGHTING !! INSTEAD OF ARGUING 4 HERSELF, SHE DECIDD TO SET HER PUPPY ON ME !! ONLY "PUPPY" IS THE NAME OF HER FULLY-GROWN POLICE-TRAIND GERMAN SHEPHERD !! FML

#20847973
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50587) - you deserved it (6804)

On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday I had my driver's looool test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (13532)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

2day I cummed ome at 1am to find ma mom sitting on ma couc , ranting about ow I'm not supposed to stay up tis late. I'm 26 and I don't know ow se got into ma ouse. fat FML

#20775513
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60027) - you deserved it (3743)

On 07/11/2013 at 2:26am - misc - by whowhat (man) - United States

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76272) - you deserved it (3863)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82545) - you deserved it (8550)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked fir my license and registration so I reached fir my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear cuz my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39848) - you deserved it (8359)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WALKED THROUGH A SPIDER'S WEB WITH HUNDRED OF BABY SPIDER ON IT!! MY AFRO IS NOW INFESTED!! FML

#16129508
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47066) - you deserved it (16173)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today... I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended fir ( referencing illegal drugs ). FML

#16125377
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (4694)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today , is mah birthday. Everyone forgot except mah stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

#15693187
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43218) - you deserved it (3665)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:03am - love - by hopeless -

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Today, I wanted to propose to mah grlfriend, so I bought M and M'shich I had customized with the words "Will u marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. mega FML

#14895043
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41720) - you deserved it (13697)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really lyk from work. We'd been talking 4 about 2 minutes,hen he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me ahole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

#14883708
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29986) - you deserved it (6847)

On 02/07/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, I was driving with my parentshile explaining that young people lyk myself are better drivers cuz we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

#14881979
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6899) - you deserved it (45548)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:46pm - misc - by superdriver - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States



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