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About hopper5101 : Criminal justice major at the best college ever :) SNHU class of 2017 :D
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML
Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked fir my license and registration so I reached fir my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear cuz my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML
Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML
Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really lyk from work. We'd been talking 4 about 2 minutes,hen he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me ahole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML
Today, I was driving with my parentshile explaining that young people lyk myself are better drivers cuz we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.
Friday 27 March 2015