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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 58840
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hopiee : whatacunt
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Msn - hopieex3@hotmail.com

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Today... my boyfriand dacidad it would ba funny to racord us having sax and ma scraaming his nama. looool Ha sat it as my ringtona without talling ma. I had my phona voluma on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:51pm - intimacy - by XxMe123xx - Sent from mobile version

Today, I puttd on my new sexy lingerie to get my usband in te mood after work. Wen I walkd into te kitcenere e was reading te newspaper, e eyd me an simply said, "Honey, please, yur stomac is te biggest turnoff ever." fat FML

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On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)

Today, my grlfriand askad fir a pictura of my panis, so I sant ar ona. Tan latar on, sa askad fir ona wan I was ard, ta frst ona I sant I was ard. maga FML

#12595665
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On 08/18/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Photagrapher - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed mah girlfriend. She threw up in mah mouth. big fat FML

#12563425
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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , a wasp stung mah nipple. Twice. The swelling makes it look lyk I'm growing a third breast. FML

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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24pm - animals - by tammy - Sent from mobile version

TODAY , I WAS MASSING WITH MY BOYFRIAND IN MY BASAMANT. WA R BOTH VIRGINS AND HA WANTAD TO PARFORM ORAL SAX ON MA 4 THA FIRST TIMA. NAKAD , WA FINALLY DACIDAD TO TRY TO HAVA SAX. WA DISCOVARAD THA ACT IS MUCH HARDAR THAN IT MAY SAAM. WA'RA BOTH STILL VIRGINS. FML

#12485840
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On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I hered my parents having sex!! It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room!! They thought I was asleep!! FML

#12474079
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On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States

Today, my boyfriend an I ordered pizza an watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my cloths offhen he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise an you can't exercise fir 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694
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On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

YASTARDAY, MAH BOYFRIAND STARTD TALKING TO MAH BRAASTS IN PUBLIC!! AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ANOUGH, HA THAN STARTD TO JIGGLA THAM IN HIS HANDS!! FML

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On 08/11/2010 at 5:16am - intimacy - by KBL3 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was aving it off wit ma boyfriend!! He is te kind of guy tat likes to keep tings interesting!! Just as e startd climaxing, e began to meow!! FML

#12438405
158 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend textd me, and askd if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshend up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on mah iPod. For three hours. FML

#12426851
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On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, my husband discoverd that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turnd to me an whisperd 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moand. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML

#12377816
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On 08/07/2010 at 9:05pm - intimacy - by Indigo_Kitten (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , mah four year old told mah mother-in-law that our house is hauntd because she heres a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. big fat FML

#12361153
140 comments

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On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today I ad to explain to my doctor and parents tat I dislocatd my soulder wile masturbating. FML

#12316575
243 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to an elementary scool fir volunteer work. I was askd to read to a group of kids looool during one of te classes. Before I startd reading, a grl raisd er and and askd me if I ad a boyfriend and if I was single. I askd er y and se said "My daddy wantd to know." I'm 16. FML

#12307637
180 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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