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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 December 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 62373
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hopiee : whatacunt
Aim - p00pinmyeye
Msn - hopieex3@hotmail.com

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hopiee's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

hopiee's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend yawned while I was giving him head. FML

by dom / 09/08/2010 at 2:53am / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

by Ashley / 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

by sad-sexed / 09/06/2010 at 8:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Today, after going on a blind date with a man I had met on facebook, we decided to go back to his apartment. All was going good until he took off his pants, only to reveal that he was wearing a diaper. FML

by anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 3:37am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML

by FMyLife5915 / 09/04/2010 at 12:15am / Intimacy

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

by lalalasmiles06 / 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm / Health

Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out. The two male doctors told me they'd give me anesthesia, but when they did, I could still hear them. I heard them talking about my breasts and how flat they were for a 17 year old. FML

by mandy16 / 09/03/2010 at 11:43pm / Health

Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML

by Buzzie / 09/02/2010 at 5:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

by Jill Shanks / 09/01/2010 at 2:16am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

by shelbs61 / 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

by FYouBoyfriend / 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

by JessykaB / 08/28/2010 at 1:49am / United States / Intimacy