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Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently thought it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 2:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
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On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm - intimacy - by single (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)
Today, trying to be cute, I told my soon-to-be husband he was the ying to my yang. He responded with "Baby, you're the Monica Lewinsky to my Bill Clinton." FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 4:50am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, a girl I like came over to my house because I'd promised to help her prepare for a maths test. My mom thought it would be funny to put a stack of porn magazines and handcuffs on the table in my room when I went to open the door. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 11:10am - intimacy - by crazy_mom (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)
Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML
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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said "Good." FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML
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On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)
Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Abused (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
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