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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hopefloats007 : I like to read fml when I poop. If you don't like that then to bad. ☺️

I like to look at people profiles I'm not creepy.

If guys love me for the balls of fat on my chest then they should love me for the fat on my stomach. :(

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 years told me that since I've proven my loyalty and faithfully stuck by his side, he has no reason to ever consider marrying me, because "It's not like you're going anywhere, honey." He seems not to understand why I am upset by this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51775) - you deserved it (5388)

On 01/23/2014 at 3:57pm - love - by heartbrokenhaley - United States (Massachusetts)

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