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  • Number of visits : 2047
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hootch : Today, I'm still a teenager. FML

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Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (114901) - you deserved it (5538)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Kensie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71486) - you deserved it (3109)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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