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  • Town/Country : Bristol, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 September 1991 (22 years)
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Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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