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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 814
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hook_em : I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'m me it can\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t get any simpler than that so have a nice day.....ALSO forget TheRealBruce he is the fake and just decided he had to make that account so they sound official I'm the one who had Bruce for the longest the end!

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