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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26748) - you deserved it (54447)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML


I agree, your life sucks (49855) - you deserved it (3834)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

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  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

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