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Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26951) - you deserved it (54661)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML


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On 02/04/2009 at 7:40pm - kids - by teach - Canada (Quebec)

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