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Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22604) - you deserved it (1501)

On 12/04/2010 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4387) - you deserved it (24483)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:17am - health - by King7 (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55204) - you deserved it (3434)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (129471)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything I replied "guess". He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently I've been bitchy. FML

#3112345 (231)

I agree, your life sucks (11080) - you deserved it (46687)

On 06/22/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by tamp (woman) - United States (Montana)