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  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41431) - you deserved it (4592)

On 09/03/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

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On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)



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