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About honeybadgerr : Honey badger don't give a shit
Honey badger is a bad ass
Honey badger is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom.
Honey badgers crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts.
They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Hmm who am I, you ask?
Well... I am that girl who never stops laughing and smiling, has no life because she's always studying, wishes cake would go straight to her boobs, and obsessed with family guy/workaholics/30 rock :3
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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Friday 12 February 2016