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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About honeybadgerr : Honey badger don't give a shit
Honey badger is a bad ass
Honey badger is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom.
Honey badgers crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts.
They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.


Hmm who am I, you ask?
Well... I am that girl who never stops laughing and smiling, has no life because she's always studying, wishes cake would go straight to her boobs, and obsessed with family guy/workaholics/30 rock :3

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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8872) - you deserved it (36933)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42545) - you deserved it (6131)

On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40371) - you deserved it (2916)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

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